Back in the 70’s kids used to earn money by delivering the paper or selling cookies, but nowadays kids are too lazy to do stuff like that so we can't afford any redskins, so mr B can you give us redskins as rewards for doing good work like this (cough) (cough).
If you buy us some redskins we will be as hyped as a monkey who has eaten jelly beans for the first time, every time you look at us we will be going crazy at doing our work we will have a 4 billion page essay done in 5 minutes if feed us redskins.
Redskins should be given out to the whole class if they are being good, and I know what you are thinking Mr Billings, “how can my the bag last more than 5 hours because of my addiction if I have to give them out” I think that you can put them out of reach and only with a student on your head can you reach. (hopefully you are thinking that Ben should be given a 1000 dollars for this awesomes work.)
My conclusion is that we need redskins and if you don't get the point already then read this twenty times and if you don't get the point do read it again forty times and ect.
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